Friday, August 11, 2006


Here at DQMOT headquarters, we have decided to shut down for awhile...

We are moving across the country and leave on Tuesday. These last few days will be pretty hectic and I will not have time to write. I thank everyone for visiting and all the great comments. I hope to be up and running again once I am settled on the east coast.

Good luck and best wishes to all my fellow bloggers, ESPECIALLY John and Bunny Lynn. You are the best!

THAT girl

Tuesday, August 08, 2006


I've finally figured out how to add to my LINKS section, I feel like friggin Bill Gates!

These are some of my favorite places to visit. Check it out...

Oooooooh! I can't wait for Marie Antoinette to come out. I loved Lost In Translation and I think this will be big too. The costumes, makeup, cinematography all look brilliant! Plus, I just finished reading the book and found it fascinating.

The French Revolution was all just a misunderstanding. I thought Marie Antoinette was quite lovely...

Friday, August 04, 2006


This is taking TRASH to a whole new level!

Melanie Griffith was spotted with daughter Dakota smoking up a storm. Note: she is 16 and fresh outta rehab. Mother Mel is making sure her baby's cancer stick is well lit.

Geez, I was so neglected as a child...

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Dare I say she looks...pretty? Christina Agulera was spotted recently looking different. Granted, she still had a pound of make-up on but since it was neutral tones it looked somewhat "natural."

Now let's work on the smile...

Tuesday, August 01, 2006


WTF happened?! Didn't she lose like 50lbs in a week? Well, it's obviously all back...

This ensemble is just bizarre, but then again she IS a Jackson. What is with that g-string bra thingy? That can't be comf!

Oh Janet, we are NOT a part of your fug nation...

Monday, July 31, 2006


I want whatever Courtney Cox had (done)...
This is total reverse aging!

Oooooooh, look who's on the cover of Vanity Fair!

I guess a drug scandal is good for the career...

Sunday, July 30, 2006

I think this latest incident involving Mel Gibson is hilarious! He is a crazy drunk and complete hypocrite. After being busted for suspicion of DUI, he proceeded to rant and rave making a fool out of himself. He went off on the officer and repeatedly swore that he would "fuck" him and that he "owned Malibu" and would use all of his money to "get even" with him. He also went into several offensive anti-Semitic remarks.

The BEST part however was when they arrived at the station where there was a male and female officer waiting. He of course continued his stupid tirade but when he saw the female officer he said "what do you think you're looking at, sugartits?" LOL!!! I love it! I don't think I've ever heard that term before but it sounds quite sweet and flattering.

Yesterday the usual statement was released by his people where an "apology" was issued. Mel of course is extremely sorry and embarrassed at his behaviour. He blames his alcoholism blah, blah, blah... yeah right. He is at home, suffering a huge hangover, and probably didn't even see this so called apology which was most likely written up by his lawyer.

Whatever. All I know is that I have asked my husband to refer to me as sugartits from now on!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got hitched today. This is EXACTLY what I thought the wedding would look like. Class act all the way!

Congrats to the lovely couple...

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

As much as I think Jessica is an idiot and totally took Nick for granted, I want her back!!!

I can't stand Vanessa Minnillo with Nick Lachey. It is completely wrong and she is a total "harlot" as my friend John would say!

Please Nick, move on and sleep with someone else...

Bai Ling is so crazy I love it!

This must have been after seeing Pirates of the Caribbean...

Looks like Josh Duhamel is checking out some new lady lumps...

Unfortunately this lady has chosen to sport corn rows and a thong bikini. It's all too Guns and Roses for me.

George Michael and Kenny Goss have called off their wedding after George was recently caught AGAIN in an embarrassing situation. He was spotted in a sketchy area coming out of the bushes after some sort of encounter with like a 60 year old fat, unemployed, perv! OK seriously, what is wrong with George? He needs professional help. Poor Kenny, he has put up with so much crap. I won't/can't even post a picture of the other guy because it makes absolutely NO sense to me?!...

Posh and Becks enjoying a night out in Italy. He is perfect, she is... bronze.

I love them dearly.

Monday, July 24, 2006

This is the Madonna I love...

Thursday, July 20, 2006


1. I'm always cold no matter what
2. I have a big appetite
3. I'm intelligent
4. I love British accents
5. I have a younger sister
6. I love the 80's
7. I'm a dog person
8. I work in the fashion industry
9. I'm bi-lingual
10. My favorite number is 3
11. I have a large tattoo on my lower back
12. I could live on sushi
13. I believe in ghosts (I'm pretty sure I've seen one)
14. I dream every night
15. I'm good with names
16. I can sing
17. I'm obsessed with Jack the Ripper
18. I'm a total Aries
19. I always send thank you cards
20. I'm an excellent driver
21. I don't like chocolate
22. I'm punctual
23. I've been married for 9 years
24. I have a good sense of humour
25. I'm good at remembering lyrics

Wednesday, July 19, 2006


How much did/do I LOVE this song??? Well, start by playing this video over and over about 100 times and you'll get the idea...

What will no doubt be THE white trash wedding of the summer is set for July 29th in St. Tropez, France...

I give it till Labour Day.

Monday, July 17, 2006


Reeeeally now. These two are getting on my nerves! Jude and Sienna have split AGAIN because she was pissed that he was spending too much time with his kids and not enough with her. He wasn't having it and decided they needed time apart. She being Sienna Miller, has retaliated by dating her co-star James Franco.

I haven't seen this much drama since that time back in 11th grade when Patty got dumped for Shelli by Rob and she forced me to go along with her on one of her undercover spy missions. Oh never mind, that was AGES ago! Besides, Shelli's hair eventually DID grow back in...


Another one bites the dust...

Pam Anderson fell off a boat...

don't worry, she kept afloat thanks to her boobs.

Friday, July 14, 2006


Hmmm, let's see. It's Friday, you know what that means... another assault charge for Naomi Campbell! Yes, another assistant has come forward with claims of beatings and verbal abuse. I really think this is NOT a case of just some random person coming out of the woodwork to cash in. Naomi is a one woman, ass kicking, boss from hell, BULLY. You know all she needs is a good taste of her own medicine...

I smell some sort of self mocking endorsement deal in the near future.

This is the one I wasn't allowed to play with: Skanky Barbie

After ripping out Jennifer Aniston's heart, the evil entity known as Brangelina has decided to stomp on it. Brad has given a future movie role that he and Jen were developing for a project through their production company to Angelina. This was apparently a dream of Jen's but NOOOOOOO, we can't have Jen happy now can we? Talk about adding insult to injury...


Sorry. I haven't posted in awhile due to technical difficulties. Soooo, we went on a road trip. Fun was had by all, including my dog :)

Now, let's get to the serious stuff: gossip and hearsay!

Wow. Modern technology never ceases to amaze me...

The only thing real here is the necklace.

Thursday, July 13, 2006


I put off going to see this because every movie done about the fashion industry is done wrong.

This was a pleasant surprise. Meryl Streep is absolutely brilliant. She IS the movie. Anne Hathaway was cute and believeable so she was OK. I found it entertaining and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Miranda Priestley is my idol...

Tara Reid should totally get a refund...

Why do her implants look like the real thing plus 30 years? She is so used and abused it's sad. Apparently she is "cleaning up her act and sober".

Yeah, and next you'll tell me she showers on a daily basis!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


I always found Ashley Judd to be annoying but now I really can't stand her. She has announced that she underwent treatment in a facility for emotional problems. She found that she was having difficulty with relationships, issues with her past, and feelings of isolation. BOO HOO! It's called LIFE. Guess what? We all have one!

Her so called "treatment" means she took some time off "work," which in this case was 47 days, and chilled out at what we would basically consider a resort. I'm sure she rode some horses, ate gourmet food, and had conversations with pleasant people.

That's really rough Ash, we feel for you.


OK. I really wanted to give these two the benefit of the doubt. I thought everyone was being a bit harsh and rude but now...

where is this so called Suri??? I think we've all been very patient and understanding. Either break out the baby or fess up to this whole culty sham!

No, no this is not some gay porno. It is a shot of Brigitte Neilsen's faux wedding back in March. Apparently she has announced she will officially marry her lover Mattia Dessi later this month in Italy.

She is totally nuts so what does that say about the dude? Oh God... this photo makes me want to lose my lunch. Imagine what the poor photographer had to endure?!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

GROSS! WTF happened to Keira Knightly? Why is she pulling a Nicole Ritchie? Her body has totally morphed into a 12 yr old boy and I have to say she looks AWFUL at this premiere for Pirates of the Caribbean. The Gucci dress is NOT doing what it's suppossed to. She is obviously "sick" but denies it.

Oh Keira, forget about Orlando. Let's go grab a burger... my treat!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

OK, I'm sort of ashamed to admit this but I recently saw Nacho Libre and loved it! I think it's been getting crap reviews but whatever. I was laughing so hard I was tearing up! Jack Black is effin hilarious.

There. I said it. I saw Nacho Libre and I would see it again.

I think Juliette Lewis is an alright actor but her latest re-invention is way more intriguing. Her band, Juliette and the Licks is actually pretty good. Usually that whole model turned actor or actor turned musician thing is a bust but she's working that punk/trash/80's vibe just fine. Angelina who?

Mariah looks like a big, fat banana. Even Jack is totally embarrassed.

Poor dog...

Saturday, July 01, 2006

THE NEWLYWEDS 2002-2006 R.I.P.

It's official. The divorce is final and we can all move on...

If there is anything good that has come out of all this, it is that we will no longer be subjected to obscene photos such as these.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I'm sick of celebs crying and whining about how they don't have any privacy, respect, courtesy, blah blah blah...

Isn't that what comes with the territory? Once upon a time when it was called fame, fortune, and publicity they were all dying for it. Case in point: Britney Spears Federline.

Wasn't it like a week ago she was blubbering on national television to be left alone? Hmmm, lets see. Naked on the cover of Bazaar? Uhm, not what I would call private Brit.

So, I guess what I am saying to all those celebs is: SHUT UP and entertain us. We basically own you.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

HELLO, 911?

Naomi, what are you doing? Naomi, please put the phone down. No, no I did not steal the jeans! No, I swear! Naomi NOOOOO, oh God, not the Motorola!!! PLEASE STOP!!! NOOOOO AHHHHH!!!

The above was a re-enactment but the question remains: How many more assistants will be beaten down before someone stops this woman and her endless fury?!


Nic, could you not find a man for once who's OVER 5 feet?! This union seems like a sham. BOR-RING!

Keith Urban somehow looks like a chick to me. Now if this were a lesbian wedding... THEN I think we have something here!

Monday, June 26, 2006

Nicole Ritchie looks like an idiot. I never understood the need to have a stylist in the first place but when you start to dress like them it's sad really. This get up (?) is a total Rachel Zoe knock-off which isn't a good thing...

Eat something. No actually, eat MANY THINGS, and re-evaluate your wardrobe choices!


Becks was the hero for England and scored the winning goal in the match against Ecuador. I don't know much about soccer/football and I really couldn't care less about the World Cup, but if this means getting Beckham action, I'm in! After scoring the goal he immediately started puking! Poor thing. Apparently he was feeling a little under the weather that day. What a trooper...

Posh is totally thrilled (as you can see) and loving it!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

OK let's face it. If you saw these boots in a shop you'd go, "uhm, I don't think so." BUT now that Kate has them on and they somehow look fab, it's like "Wow, those are HOT! Who makes them?"

This is the power of Kate...

"Happy birthday Samantha, make a wish"
"It already came true"

Sixteen Candles is a cinematic masterpiece. (I'm dead serious) It is completely nostalgic for me and one of the best movies EVER! I can watch this over and over and quote the entire movie.

My husband is very concerned.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Watching Auntie Mame makes me so happy! I love it and I love Rosalind Russell. WHY can't we live like that anymore? Everything was so civilized and stylish...sigh.

A day in the life of Victoria.
Mrs. Beckham if you're nasty...

See, she IS classy:
Bluejean Birkin!!!

Oh Mimi...

give it a rest and put those things away before you hurt someone!

PS - Espadrilles don't look good on anyone.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Is it just me or is everyone going nuts? JT is pulling a Wacko Jacko (I can't believe I just used that term) on his new album cover. This is not the sort of picture you want taken after being "away" for so long.

Two words: Cameron Diaz

PS - Britney is carrying Justin's child!!! Just kidding... but how HUGE would that be???

HUH??? What exactly is going on here? Is she trying to be cute? funny? witty? Isn't Connie Chung like a respected journalist? I swear she is on something. You can totally see it on her face in the opening shot.

The only explanation can be summed up in two words: Maury Povich.

PS - what's with the creepy piano player? There's no music, they could of at least faked it?!

Linda is preggers!

She was spotted recently in Madrid showing off her bump. She looks happy and healthy. We all love Linda and wish her well!!!

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Team Lachey - 1
Team Simpson - 0

Who's sorry now?

Friday, June 16, 2006

OK, the girl can't get a break (Dateline???), but this photo is actually really sweet. I think it shows some genuine happiness. I hope they get their shit together for the sake of the kid(s)...