Tuesday, May 30, 2006




WARNING: PARIS HILTON SET TO RELEASE ALBUM


What is this world coming to?

Yeah, we're all "screwed"...



















Oh God Kate, don't tell us you're STILL hanging with Pete?! And on top of that, did he punch you?!

Girls can be so stupid sometimes...

BAGUETTE IN THE OVEN?




Sofia Coppola and her French dude boyfriend are expecting. Who is Thomas Mars and has anyone heard of his band Phoenix?

Whatevs, I'll still go see Marie Antoinette...

Friday, May 26, 2006











Can't decide if this is a bit much or just plain cool.

This Gucci bike is available to order at the new store in East Hampton. Hmmm...

WHEN KATE MOSS ATTACKS!





















En route to a friend's house in North London, our dear old Kate was being harassed yet again by the paps. Obviously she wasn't into it so she made it very clear.

Who knew she was so kick ass?

Thursday, May 25, 2006



Is it just me or does Kimora Lee look like the drag version of herself?




Her stylist is claiming an image overhaul saying "less ghetto, more glamour." Ummm, someone needs to fire the stylist...
I'm so tired of TW going on and on about how unhappy he is at work. All he does is complain yet refuses to leave or do anything about it. WHAT is the point??? Today he was so miserable. I basically ignored him and was having a great day which got him even more riled . I just don't get people who let their emotions totally control their lives. He has issues but come on, get a grip and GET OVER IT!!!

It's not like I'm some unfeeling, harsh, crazy freak, (only about 4 days out of every month) but I learned that life is too short so whining and complaining is a big waste of time. I try and tell him these things but his response is: "oh, everything is easy for you cause you have horseshoes up your ass."

OK then.

I guess I just have to put up with him because he is my friend afterall...

PS - I'm not complaining, just EXPLAINING

Tuesday, May 23, 2006






YOU GO GIRL!

By the way Charlize, you look lovely too...

Monday, May 22, 2006



Lindsay Lohan, aka Firecrotch, is on the cover of Interview magazine channeling yet another iconic figure she knows nothing about or has any relevence to.

I'm sooo glad we took those pics from our honeymoon in Capri...

but please, no requests for more shots

Sunday, May 21, 2006



For those of you who care: I have decided on a 2.55, thank you and God bless...


Ya, ok. I know this is SOOO 4 days ago but it's taken me this long to really decipher everything that Brandon Davis is saying in this clip. I think it may have been his way of "coming out"?

Alls I have to say is I would much rather be a firecrotch than a fat, slobby, celebrity wanna-be gone wild.

PS - Whatevs, I love freckles!

Saturday, May 20, 2006




No comment...

actually just a question: WHY Karl?


Daria Werbowy carrying MY bag!


Actually, I can't decide if I want the re-issue flap, or a classic 2.55


Decisions, decisions...


Love Postal Service...

This is the latest "repeat" on Ipod

Thursday, May 18, 2006

I was super tired a few hours ago but I seem to have gotten a second wind. This is NOT a good thing seeing as I have to work tommorow. I have been sleep deprived lately all in the name of this BLOG! What have I gotten myself into?

I've been checking out other ones and I must say I have come across some very interesting people (?) I have a few I would like to add to my "links" section but I don't know how. I tried a few times and gave up. I'm not that techy so just posting these videos and pics is HUGE for me.

Alright, I don't want to start rambling so I'm gonna go...



OK, up and running again...


This is a BMW video/commercial directed by Guy Ritchie. I really enjoy the fact that Madonna is basically mocking herself.
Also, I am a sucker for that Brit accent therefore Clive Owen is totally hot!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

I had posted a video the other day but it wasn't working properly so I got rid of it. I am going to try and put it back up soon. Sorry to those of you who tried watching it.

Really. Really. Tired. Must. Go. To. Bed.....

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

BAREFOOT CONTESSA - NOT!!!



Every evening at my house, my husband and I partake in a time honored tradition:

Husband: "what's for dinner?"
Me: "I dunno, what do you want?"
Husband: "I dunno, what is there?"
Me: "I dunno, what do you feel like?"
Husband: "I dunno, whatta you got?"

This delightful conversation repeats 5 times in 10 minute intervals until we decide to get in the car. At that point we start another equally stimulating round of questions:

Me: "where are we going?"
Husband: "I dunno, where should we go?"
Me: "I dunno, where do you want to go?"
Husband: "I dunno, where is there to go?"

I go through these phases where I either think I deserve my own show on the Food Network to not even wanting to look in the general direction of the kitchen let alone step foot in it. Right now let's just say I probably haven't opened the fridge in about a month! Don't get me wrong, I'm really not that bad of a cook. My husband says I'm just plain lazy.

Oh, gotta go, it's almost that time...

HELLO KITTY!








What is it about Hello Kitty that makes me regress to being a 5 year old? I remember as a young girl coveting all my little HK paraphernalia like it was bloody gold! Even today as an older girl I can't resist walking by without checking the little darling out.

Hey, I could use a Hello Kitty toilet brush! Don't I need a Hello Kitty waffle maker? Who doesn't want a Hello Kitty sewing machine?!

I guess it's a girl thing...

BACK IN THE DAY...




This sums it all up for me. I was totally obsessed with this video from the moment I first saw it back in the early 90's and now I relate this to a time and place in my past that I REALLY miss.

PS - I am so getting a chimp!

Monday, May 15, 2006

THAT'S A SHAME...















OK, I could NOT sleep last night and was wide awake. For some reason I was trying to remember Seinfeld characters that have been on or mentioned in the show. I was laughing in my head thinking of all those particular episodes. This is what I could come up with, please let me know if you can think of any others!

Mr. J. Peterman, "Soup Nazi," Jackie Chiles, Kenny Banya, Todd Gak, David Putty, Mickey, Bob Sakamano, Crazy Joe Divola, Ping, Baboo, Mr. Wilhelm, "Bubble Boy," Tim Watley (re-gifter), "Man Hands," Mr. Pitt, Mr. Lipman, Mr. Kruger, Jean-Paul, Frank and Estelle Costanza, Morty and Helen Seinfeld, Babs (Kramer's mom), Uncle Leo, Nana, Grandma Mema, Susan, Newman, the Drake, Ramone, Lloyd Braun, Kipsmiller, Carl Fargman, Joey Patalack, Donna Chang(stein), Susie, topless Jane, the Virgin, Poppy, the Maestro, Milosh, The Mandelbaums, Adam (the baby), Bookman, Pinkus, Sid Farkus, and I'm sure there's lots more... :)












American Psycho is a great movie. It is, in my opinion, one of the best movies to depict the 80's. The wardrobe, references, art direction, and soundtrack are all perfect. Christian Bale is totally convincing and the scene involving the business cards is brilliant!

This is a definate renter.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

SHE'S BACK! (SANS LEOTARD)

















The June issue of W magazine features a 58 page spread of the Madonna we all know and love. I have to say the whole "confessions on a dance floor" look is tired and lame and I'm sure Guy isn't a fan either.


This has got to be the worst fashion campaign ever! THE OLSENS??? They look like they're about 12 so who is this suppossed to appeal to? Badgley Mischka - BOOOOOO!!!

LINDA FOREVER


Nothing less than $10,000 a day


Linda is, was, and always will be the best! God I miss those days...