Wednesday, June 28, 2006


I'm sick of celebs crying and whining about how they don't have any privacy, respect, courtesy, blah blah blah...

Isn't that what comes with the territory? Once upon a time when it was called fame, fortune, and publicity they were all dying for it. Case in point: Britney Spears Federline.

Wasn't it like a week ago she was blubbering on national television to be left alone? Hmmm, lets see. Naked on the cover of Bazaar? Uhm, not what I would call private Brit.

So, I guess what I am saying to all those celebs is: SHUT UP and entertain us. We basically own you.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

HELLO, 911?

Naomi, what are you doing? Naomi, please put the phone down. No, no I did not steal the jeans! No, I swear! Naomi NOOOOO, oh God, not the Motorola!!! PLEASE STOP!!! NOOOOO AHHHHH!!!

The above was a re-enactment but the question remains: How many more assistants will be beaten down before someone stops this woman and her endless fury?!

YAWN...



Nic, could you not find a man for once who's OVER 5 feet?! This union seems like a sham. BOR-RING!

Keith Urban somehow looks like a chick to me. Now if this were a lesbian wedding... THEN I think we have something here!

Monday, June 26, 2006



Nicole Ritchie looks like an idiot. I never understood the need to have a stylist in the first place but when you start to dress like them it's sad really. This get up (?) is a total Rachel Zoe knock-off which isn't a good thing...

Eat something. No actually, eat MANY THINGS, and re-evaluate your wardrobe choices!

GOOOOOAAALLLL!!!


Becks was the hero for England and scored the winning goal in the match against Ecuador. I don't know much about soccer/football and I really couldn't care less about the World Cup, but if this means getting Beckham action, I'm in! After scoring the goal he immediately started puking! Poor thing. Apparently he was feeling a little under the weather that day. What a trooper...





Posh is totally thrilled (as you can see) and loving it!

Thursday, June 22, 2006
















OK let's face it. If you saw these boots in a shop you'd go, "uhm, I don't think so." BUT now that Kate has them on and they somehow look fab, it's like "Wow, those are HOT! Who makes them?"

This is the power of Kate...











"Happy birthday Samantha, make a wish"
"It already came true"

Sixteen Candles is a cinematic masterpiece. (I'm dead serious) It is completely nostalgic for me and one of the best movies EVER! I can watch this over and over and quote the entire movie.

My husband is very concerned.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006


Watching Auntie Mame makes me so happy! I love it and I love Rosalind Russell. WHY can't we live like that anymore? Everything was so civilized and stylish...sigh.


A day in the life of Victoria.
Mrs. Beckham if you're nasty...

See, she IS classy:
Bluejean Birkin!!!


Oh Mimi...

give it a rest and put those things away before you hurt someone!

PS - Espadrilles don't look good on anyone.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006















Is it just me or is everyone going nuts? JT is pulling a Wacko Jacko (I can't believe I just used that term) on his new album cover. This is not the sort of picture you want taken after being "away" for so long.

Two words: Cameron Diaz

PS - Britney is carrying Justin's child!!! Just kidding... but how HUGE would that be???


HUH??? What exactly is going on here? Is she trying to be cute? funny? witty? Isn't Connie Chung like a respected journalist? I swear she is on something. You can totally see it on her face in the opening shot.

The only explanation can be summed up in two words: Maury Povich.

PS - what's with the creepy piano player? There's no music, they could of at least faked it?!

Linda is preggers!

She was spotted recently in Madrid showing off her bump. She looks happy and healthy. We all love Linda and wish her well!!!

Sunday, June 18, 2006



Team Lachey - 1
Team Simpson - 0

Who's sorry now?

Friday, June 16, 2006

















OK, the girl can't get a break (Dateline???), but this photo is actually really sweet. I think it shows some genuine happiness. I hope they get their shit together for the sake of the kid(s)...
What is there NOT to love about VB? Here she is:








taking a leisurely stroll...

















cheering on her man Becks...

















being totally maternal (love the boots!)...








I don't care what anyone says, she's POSH SPICE for God's sake, show some respect!!!



This is all so terribly embarassing.

Even though Jessica looks pretty good, given the current situation, it just seems like a very desperate attempt for some of the attention she once had.


Here's a tip: Maxim is NOT the way to go. This cover reeks of C-list and why does she keep wearing those stupid wigs she's hawking? The scary thing is Joe probably orchestrated this whole shoot. OH GROSS!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006














Denise Richards is so skank and disgusting.

This is her "performing" with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas. She's totally marinating in a huge bowl of God knows what looking all fugged up.

I don't know the dets of the whole Charlie/Ritchie mess, but whatever happened, it's HER FAULT!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006


ENOUGH of this hippie nonsense! (being married to Chris Martin is no excuse)

Please get back to your Upper East Side closet and get dressed already!

Monday, June 12, 2006



Gwen looks rough. I know she just had a baby and all...

but if you're gonna make the effort to put on lipstick, would concealer and a brush have been too much to ask?
















I think this is actually the first time K-Fed has held the baby. Doesn't he have like 6 or something? You know he's thinking "#@!* I got ANOTHER one coming???"

Poor kid...

Sunday, June 11, 2006



OK, so my husband took me to see The Da Vinci Code tonight. First of all, we RARELY go to the theatre, too many annoying people. Secondly, I had no desire to see this film.

We ended up finding it pretty entertaining. Tom Hanks was fine and I didn't have a problem with the do. The French chick was cute and much more likeable than her stupid Amelie character. THAT was a lame film! Paul Bettany is amazing. He really goes all out with the creepy vibe.

The Church needs to chill with all the controversy drama. It's a MOVIE. That's all. I don't think Ron Howard was out to reveal any secrets of The Catholic Church or answers to the meaning of God. It was just an entertaining interpretation of the book. Period.

Friday, June 09, 2006




REALLY hideous dress, check
having your hair stylist as your only friend in constant tow, check
abandoned by your father, check

the de-Jessification of Jessica is complete...












It's bad enough KL took Lindsay to the CFDA awards as his "date," but sharing his gloves?! COME ON!!!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

STARS ARE BLIND (APPARENTLY THEY'RE DEAF TOO)




Please someone stop the insanity!!! I apologize in advance for posting this but it is one of those things that is awful and uncomfortable to watch yet you can't look away. She is so incredibly unsexy and uncoordinated that it hurts.

Monday, June 05, 2006





Oh Nelly, did you have to go the "sex sells" route? You were so cute with your whole ethnic, indie look. I guess this is all part of your comeback...

But seriously, who are you trying to kid with the airbrushing?!

Sunday, June 04, 2006





new nose, check
new lips, check
blond extensions, check


The Jessification of Ashlee is almost complete...